So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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