I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
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You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
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From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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