Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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