OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
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should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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