How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
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I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
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when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
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