fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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