But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize
