awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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