CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
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3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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