Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
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I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
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apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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