Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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