Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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