god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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