i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
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Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
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After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss