Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
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pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I wish there were birth control emojis
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
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Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.