OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
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I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
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Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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