Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Randomize
