So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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