so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
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If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
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I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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