I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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