I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
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There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
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When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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