you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
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it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
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Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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