All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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