I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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