I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
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Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
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he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
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I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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