just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
is that a dick in a sweater?
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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