when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
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I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
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she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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