I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
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we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
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Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
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