Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
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Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
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he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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