youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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