I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
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