he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
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from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
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thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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