I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
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just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
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It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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