Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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