I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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