There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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