Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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