You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I fill condoms, not promises.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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