he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
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That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
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The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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