Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
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Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
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Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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