awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
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