I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
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We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
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Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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