This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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