I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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