All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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