why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
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My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
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fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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