my mouth tastes like poor choices
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
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Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
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Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
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