I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
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I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
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I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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