My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
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I want her autograph on my taint
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
My liver just had a heart attack.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
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I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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