I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
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He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
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I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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