im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
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It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
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Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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