Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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