the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
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Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
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Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.