i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
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Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
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Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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